"FRIENDS OF JUSTICE AND WISDOM"



I swore I'd never do it, but it just happened. I just joined a fraternity! Of course, it's a legal fraternity, with members like Sandra Day O'Connor and Antonin Scalia, so it's not like I have totally gone off the deep end. They gave us a pin, and we're going to get a certificate we can frame. And maybe I'll even get to be an officer. You never know. I'm pretty sure I just secured myself a position in some important government office. Yup.