Sunday, December 23, 2007
Homecoming
After eight days in Hawaii we returned home today just in time for Christmas. When we came in the house, I was so excited to see my dogs too, because Stephanie dropped them off yesterday....and then I saw the note, written on a paper towel, that said, "Dasy scape...sorry, could not find her..." Ahhhhhhhh! So I completely flipped out, made sure Titan was here, and then ran out front and started calling for Daisy. We found Arturo and found out she'd only been gone for a few hours, so it seemed more likely she would still be within yelling distance. We called and called and drove to the neighbor's. Then Dad went in to get a flashlight and I went up to the arena and called and called some more. Then I came to the bottom of the arena and called and called, and then I heard her collar and my very excited dog came running up from God-knows-where. She yelped with excitement when I hugged her and I cried because I was so relieved she wasn't dead somewhere. Then she jumped in circles and ran around, clearly oblivious to the fact that I had nearly had a heart attack. We went inside and announced the good news, and then she ate a huge dinner and drank a ton of water. Phew! And then I found out that I don't have to call in again for jury duty until Wednesday night, so I am free for Christmas...with both my dogs! Hurray!!!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
The Grinch
My roommate is very opposed to Christmas. OK, she's not actually opposed the the Holiday, just the fact that people want to celebrate it for more than 2 days a year, in other ways besides seeing an annual performance of the Nutcracker ballet and watching Rudolf's Christmas Story on TV. She growls when she hears Christmas music at the mall, scoffs at trees decorated with nontraditional items, and mumbles under her breath if she sees a tree lot open before Thanksgiving...the weekend before. "Who buys a tree now!?" she wants to know. "Most people put them up around Thanksgiving," I say. She stares at me with a mixture of incredulity and contempt for "those" people. Then she is silent. he HATES mall crowds doing their Christmas shopping. Bah Humbug!
We bought a little tinsel tree for our place a few weeks ago, mind you, and this didn't really strike her as premature, I suppose because it's not biodegradeable. She wanted it, and was the first to ask if we were getting one this year...back in October, so it's not like she wasn't thinking about Christmas, but quite frankly, I am afraid to bring the tree out of the garage before Christmas Eve. I might be killed. I am also terrified of playing Christmas music, something I normally do from the day after Thanksgiving until the end of Winter Break in January. I heart Christmas...so much so that by mid October I'm getting excited because I associate everything Fall with impending Christmas. The cold air, the rustling of leaves, cool, clear mornings, Halloween and Turkey Day, A Christmas Carol on TV...they're all just preludes to the BIG ONE! It's prime time HGTV watching time for me as they have specials on cool gift ideas and specials on the best decorated houses inside and out. In fact, Christmas day may be my LEAST favorite day of the Christmas holiday because it becomes unavoidably obvious that it's all about to end. The Music, the lights, eggnog lattes, gone. My shoulders droop at the very thought. I've never had a particularly great New Years, so Christmas is the end for me. Then I'm just cold and wet for 3-4 more months, wishing Daylight Savings Time would start and summer would come.
My roommate hates Daylight Savings Time too, but that's another story.
Monday, November 05, 2007
Liberal Bias
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Damn you, Amber!
For my birthday this year, my friend sent me three books from a series she'd read about vampire love. Now, I figured they'd be fun to read, but it wasn't really my preferred genre so I've been passing them by everyday in my bookshelf for months, until Friday night, that is, when I picked up the first one, Twilight... and now I am all finished. It was the best freakin' high school romance ever, and the vampires only made it better. I am now in love with Edward too! And I can hardly wait to get back to my house (I'm at my parent's for the weekend) to read the next book. This is just what I needed prior to finals. I'm all weird inspired to find the perfect guy now, because that's what a vampire book should do to you, right? NO! They're scary and want to suck you dry and leave you there, but noooooo, Edward's family is so good, and nice, and Edward is so, well, perfect! And Bella is hilariously self-deprecating. What will I do when I finish all three and have to wait until next August/September for the fourth to come out?! I hate series. Why can't they wait until they've written the whole set before they publish them? At least Stephenie Meyer looks young, so I don't have to worry about her dying before she gets to the end. When will he give in and make Bella a vampire?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It's killing me.
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Professor: "You'll note that equity is rather emotional."
we spent a significant amount oftime surfing on Wikipedia in class today, and the professor got very excited when he discovered that all the equitable maxims were listed there.
1 Equity regards as done that which ought to be done.
2 Equity will not suffer a wrong to be without a remedy
3 Equity delights in equality
4 Equity regards substance rather than form
5 One who seeks equity must do equity
6 Equity aids the vigilant, not those who slumber on their rights
7 Equity imputes an intent to fulfill an obligation
8 Equity acts in personam.
9 Equity abhors a forfeiture
10 Equity does not require an idle gesture
11 One who comes into equity must come with clean hands
12 Equity delights to do justice and not by halves
13 Equity will take jurisdiction to avoid a multiplicity of suits
14 Equity follows the law
15 Equity will not aid a volunteer
16 Between equal equities the law will prevail
17 Between equal equities the first in order of time shall prevail
18 Equity will not complete an imperfect gift
19 Equity will not allow a statute to be used as a cloak for fraud
20 Equity will not allow a trust to fail for want of a trustee
1 Equity regards as done that which ought to be done.
2 Equity will not suffer a wrong to be without a remedy
3 Equity delights in equality
4 Equity regards substance rather than form
5 One who seeks equity must do equity
6 Equity aids the vigilant, not those who slumber on their rights
7 Equity imputes an intent to fulfill an obligation
8 Equity acts in personam.
9 Equity abhors a forfeiture
10 Equity does not require an idle gesture
11 One who comes into equity must come with clean hands
12 Equity delights to do justice and not by halves
13 Equity will take jurisdiction to avoid a multiplicity of suits
14 Equity follows the law
15 Equity will not aid a volunteer
16 Between equal equities the law will prevail
17 Between equal equities the first in order of time shall prevail
18 Equity will not complete an imperfect gift
19 Equity will not allow a statute to be used as a cloak for fraud
20 Equity will not allow a trust to fail for want of a trustee
Monday, October 01, 2007
A message from our Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security
"Illegal migrants really degrade the environment. I've seen pictures of human waste, garbage, discarded bottles and other human artifact in pristine areas," Chertoff said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "And believe me, that is the worst thing you can do to the environment."
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Other scary bits from the news:
"...of Republicans, 22 percent, do not support the top candidates or fall into the undecided category. Among Democrats, 12 percent have not locked in on a person to back."
-- Gee, what the hell is everyone doing? The election is only 14 months away and 34% of us don't even know who we're voting for yet!
Which is apparently a good thing because "Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich says he still might run for president if supporters will pledge $30 million by November."
What's the point though, really, because he could never win with only 34% of us behind him?
"Filmed over 40 days during April and May in a movie-set ghost town in the high desert just south of Santa Fe, N.M., "Kid Nation" gathered 40 children ages 8 to 15 and gave them the task of organizing and running their own lives."
-- Lord of the Flies reality TV, anyone?
And, yet another reason to move to Canada: Dollar at 30-year low vs. Canada dollar
-- Gee, what the hell is everyone doing? The election is only 14 months away and 34% of us don't even know who we're voting for yet!
Which is apparently a good thing because "Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich says he still might run for president if supporters will pledge $30 million by November."
What's the point though, really, because he could never win with only 34% of us behind him?
"Filmed over 40 days during April and May in a movie-set ghost town in the high desert just south of Santa Fe, N.M., "Kid Nation" gathered 40 children ages 8 to 15 and gave them the task of organizing and running their own lives."
-- Lord of the Flies reality TV, anyone?
And, yet another reason to move to Canada: Dollar at 30-year low vs. Canada dollar
Our Eloquent President
"All of us in America want there to be, you know, fairness when it comes to justice."
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Happy Birthday to Me!
Depending on whether you ask my car, my computer, or the outdoor thermometer on the gazebo thingy, it's between 82 and 88 degrees....at 10:00 pm. Why do we live here? I don't know, but sitting still two hours ago outside I was covered in a layer of persperation and bright red. People looked concerned.
On the upside, today I turned 30, which I find absolutely fabulous! I stayed up until 11:30 last night, a school night! I woke up late, 7:20 am, and didn't leave for my walk until 8:00. I got to work at a leisurely 10:20 and did NOT lock my keys in the car. I drank my coffee and looked through some cases, and then made the monumental discovery that the constitutional test for procedural due process is not at all like the test for substantive due process, and works out much better for my client. I am ecstatic. I might actually be able to convince the court that the procedure used to charge my client was unconstitutional! I would feel very important if that happened. Perhaps, for the sake of all who would have to deal with me, I should lose.
I let the high of my small victory wear off as I drove home and then Stephanie and Rebecca brought in japanese food and dessert, cute cards, and baloons a rose and a pretty purple/burgandy pot. Hurray!!! Then I went to a gathering of the women's caucus and met a bunch of lobbyists to learn about what they do and how i can do it too. Now it's time to go to bed and get ready for Thursday, my second favorite day of the school week so far, after Tuesday.
Oh, and we're getting kitties this weekend!
On the upside, today I turned 30, which I find absolutely fabulous! I stayed up until 11:30 last night, a school night! I woke up late, 7:20 am, and didn't leave for my walk until 8:00. I got to work at a leisurely 10:20 and did NOT lock my keys in the car. I drank my coffee and looked through some cases, and then made the monumental discovery that the constitutional test for procedural due process is not at all like the test for substantive due process, and works out much better for my client. I am ecstatic. I might actually be able to convince the court that the procedure used to charge my client was unconstitutional! I would feel very important if that happened. Perhaps, for the sake of all who would have to deal with me, I should lose.
I let the high of my small victory wear off as I drove home and then Stephanie and Rebecca brought in japanese food and dessert, cute cards, and baloons a rose and a pretty purple/burgandy pot. Hurray!!! Then I went to a gathering of the women's caucus and met a bunch of lobbyists to learn about what they do and how i can do it too. Now it's time to go to bed and get ready for Thursday, my second favorite day of the school week so far, after Tuesday.
Oh, and we're getting kitties this weekend!
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Friday, June 22, 2007
Mara is tired
Mara is just biding her time until her summer school class ends so she can reclaim the 3.5 hours a day of free time she should have to do things like run errands, watch TV, and go to dinner. Mara isn't even doing Mira's homework because that's how full the day is, and Mara just doesn't have the will. Mara is pretty tired of walking Mira's crazy dog, too. He wakes her up every morning when the rest of the house wakes up....and then he launches through the house because he is so excited about getting to go to the park and hunt things. Mara is too tire for this. She would pay money to sleep until 8. One more week.
PS. If you're wondering why Mara is here instead of Mira, it's because it has been this busy since Mara got back from Europe, Mara the traveling drug mule, and she hasn't had time to hand Mira's life back over to her. Mara got more than she bargained for.
PS. If you're wondering why Mara is here instead of Mira, it's because it has been this busy since Mara got back from Europe, Mara the traveling drug mule, and she hasn't had time to hand Mira's life back over to her. Mara got more than she bargained for.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Mara Goes to Switzerland
OK, seriously, I have no idea how we didn't miss our flight. We left too late from the hotel really, although at the scheduled time. Then the driver decided he would take every little backroad known to man, so it took an hour and 20 minutes to get to Hethrow when my dad had planned on about 45 minutes. He was having a nervous breakdown, which caused me to get very stressed, and mom walks soooooo slow so I didn't see how this was going to happen. Then the computer would only check them in and so I had to get in some other line, which did NOT move! By the time I got to the front, my parents had checked their backs and gotten boarding passes and sent mom through security. Luckily, the guy gave me a fasttrack sticker because my parents had them, and then we ran to security ourselves, where we met this evil, evil woman who said we could only walk through that point with one bag per person, even though one of our bags was mom's, who was gone, and the other was a camera. But nope...we could not pass. She had no concern whatsoever for our plight, AT ALL. We basically crammed our two biggest bags sooooo tight that they wouldn't close, all the while freaking out because the flight was leaving in 30, no make that 25 minutes, and then..........they pulled my bag to search!!! I HATE THE BRITISH! And, of course, my bag was in a line behind tis woman who was clearly a terrorist because they had to SLOWLY scower every inch of her HUGE carry-on, and then her hsbands, both of whom were in no hurry to get anywhere so they just sprawlled out on the tables and carefully repacked, which kept them from being able to check my bag because you can only have one person's stuff on the table at a time. Finally the British Airways chic chewed out the other lady and grabbed her crap and moved it aside because she knew I was late, or maybe just because she hated that couple as much as my dad and I did, and she told me I could pack up. I was much faster at it...and then we ran. Thank god we had sent mom ahead to the gate or she'd never have made it, and she kept them from cancelling us off the flight. I was runnin and I heard some guy call for a "Ms. Guertin for Zurich!" And I waved and yelled back for dad to run and we panted up to the counter where suddenly everyone got very polite and friendly again and told usto relax, and breathe, and not to hurry. Seriously?! I am freaking out. My hearts is pountding, I can't breathe, and I am absolutely fucking amazed we made it and that the plane is still here. My dad is bleeding from his hand because he was attacked by his bags in security, and now it's on his shirt. I hate flying.
Once on the plane, i sat with the little air thingy pointed at me and tried not to frighten my neighbors with excessive breathing and sweating. After we took off, Elizabeth, a New York, actress who is orginially from Canada but who started out in LA, and really should have gone to LA at 18 instead of getting and MBA and Law degrees first, apparently for her mother, introduced herself and then told me all about her crazy three-day trip to see her "boyfriend" who she knew now she had to end it with because he wants sommeone to fly all over for short trips to meet him while he's on business so he can spend very little on them (because he is Jewish, apparently) and get married even though he barely knows them, and text them all the time because he is very clingy. She was sort of hilarious, but likeable. Very New York. But whatever. I just can't believe we made it!
Once on the plane, i sat with the little air thingy pointed at me and tried not to frighten my neighbors with excessive breathing and sweating. After we took off, Elizabeth, a New York, actress who is orginially from Canada but who started out in LA, and really should have gone to LA at 18 instead of getting and MBA and Law degrees first, apparently for her mother, introduced herself and then told me all about her crazy three-day trip to see her "boyfriend" who she knew now she had to end it with because he wants sommeone to fly all over for short trips to meet him while he's on business so he can spend very little on them (because he is Jewish, apparently) and get married even though he barely knows them, and text them all the time because he is very clingy. She was sort of hilarious, but likeable. Very New York. But whatever. I just can't believe we made it!
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
London: Day 3 or 4
Tis morning, I arose too early, had free continental at the hotel (that's for you, Stephanie) and then we jumped in a car to go to Kew Gardens. It was a BEAUTIFUl day, 75 degrees and blue skies. We strolled and took pictures, and I chased geese around for a while. Then we had lunch. They even had hummus sandwiches and scones with clotted creme and jam. Mmmmmm. Then we caught the car back home, which took forever and ever and ever b/c London traffic is horrible in the afternoons. And out driver, who seemed nice enough for half the trip tunred out to be a bitter, London hating guy who wouldn't stop complaining. I blame Dubai, because he was OK until he told us how great Dubai was, which reminded him how not great London is, apparently, because I like it just fine. We saw this book in the store tonight titled Everything is Shit, and we thought of him.
We dropped mom off at the hotel and dad and I headed off to buy travel books for Switzerland, and drugs from Boots. We took the subway, a remarkably unwise thing to do at 5:30pm. About a billion other people were there, and the trains were packed with hot people, and we had to fight our way inside. Then, on the way back, I passed through this crowd of people heading four different directions. It was vaguely like driving around the Arc de Triuph from what I could tell looking down on it. I found the escalator and made my escape. Phew... still sweating. Now the parents are speed napping and then we're off to see the Lady From Dabuque, starring Maggie Smith. It's a good thing she was in it or we'd never be going. I'd be in line for the SOund of Music. The hilllllllllllls are alive....with the sound of muuuuuuusic...
We dropped mom off at the hotel and dad and I headed off to buy travel books for Switzerland, and drugs from Boots. We took the subway, a remarkably unwise thing to do at 5:30pm. About a billion other people were there, and the trains were packed with hot people, and we had to fight our way inside. Then, on the way back, I passed through this crowd of people heading four different directions. It was vaguely like driving around the Arc de Triuph from what I could tell looking down on it. I found the escalator and made my escape. Phew... still sweating. Now the parents are speed napping and then we're off to see the Lady From Dabuque, starring Maggie Smith. It's a good thing she was in it or we'd never be going. I'd be in line for the SOund of Music. The hilllllllllllls are alive....with the sound of muuuuuuusic...
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
London: Day 2 and 3
Yesterday, I woke up at 4:00 am and made it until 9:00, at which point I fell asleep for four hours. It was delightful. Then I made my way in the rain to the tube to pick up our theatre tickets. Some person had been run over by a train on the Picadilly line, so i had to switch trains and wander all over to gte back home. We went to the portrait gallery, then had Italian for dinner and ended te night with Spamalot, which was Heeee-larious! Lancalot was gay...in the show, and a total hotty. Gwenivere was great, and mocked Celine Dion with much enthusiasm. There was even a fish slapping song about Sweden. Then we walked the half-mile home, which took over 20 minutes because my mom's foot is so messed up from a fall she had over a month ago. I went to sleep, woke up at 3:30 am, but after an hour fell back asleep, winning me the award for most awake in the Guertin family today.
Today, breakfast at the hotel after admiring the totally cute concierges (Robert and ?? with two names) as dad gave them tasks. LOVE them both...so cute! Then we headed off to the Monet exhibit at another museum. It was almost all made u of his sketches and pastels. He also used to do characatures of people, and made lots of money at it. He said if he'd stuck at it, he would have been a millionaire. The irony. Then we went to the Eye, where I got sort of motion sick, but it was very cool to see the city, and the technology of the Eye itself was fairly amazing too. Next, we went to a book store, dept. store, adn the park, and finshed the afternoon off with tea at the Lanesburough. Fabulous, daaling! Back at the hotel, parents tooka four hour nap and I slept for 2, finished my book, showered, adn then met up with them for dinner across the street. Waiter looked like an Iralian Hugh Grant. I could barely understand him, but it didn't much matter. I just smiled and admired him. I had a banana toffee cheesecake that was to die for, and now we're back at the hotel, preparing to be tired enough to get some sleep before we head off to Kew Gardens tomorrow. Then, it's off to Switzerland on Thursday am. Hurray!
Today, breakfast at the hotel after admiring the totally cute concierges (Robert and ?? with two names) as dad gave them tasks. LOVE them both...so cute! Then we headed off to the Monet exhibit at another museum. It was almost all made u of his sketches and pastels. He also used to do characatures of people, and made lots of money at it. He said if he'd stuck at it, he would have been a millionaire. The irony. Then we went to the Eye, where I got sort of motion sick, but it was very cool to see the city, and the technology of the Eye itself was fairly amazing too. Next, we went to a book store, dept. store, adn the park, and finshed the afternoon off with tea at the Lanesburough. Fabulous, daaling! Back at the hotel, parents tooka four hour nap and I slept for 2, finished my book, showered, adn then met up with them for dinner across the street. Waiter looked like an Iralian Hugh Grant. I could barely understand him, but it didn't much matter. I just smiled and admired him. I had a banana toffee cheesecake that was to die for, and now we're back at the hotel, preparing to be tired enough to get some sleep before we head off to Kew Gardens tomorrow. Then, it's off to Switzerland on Thursday am. Hurray!
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Chatty Cathy
United rep: "You're reservation has been cancelled and the flight is full."
Dad: What!? &^%%)*!!!!!!
and hour and 10 minutes later, we all had seats on the plane, me in economy plus (thank god!) and my parents in business class. It was a slight downgrade for them, but waaaay better than missing London. They still got ice cream and free booze, and even had foot rests for their chairs.
My neighbor on the airplane started by saying I wouldn't have to worry because he would probably sleep the whole flight and would try hard not to lean on me. I said it was OK so long as he didn't drool. He didn't stop talking to me for 3 hours. I don't know his name, but he is a border control agent who lives in Arizona, and he likes the job because it allows him to support his National Guard habit. He watches Fox News. He likes deporting illegal aliens, chasing them through the desert. Especially the women who cross just to give birth. I believe they're called anchor babies, according to the last eposide of Boston Legal. He is married and his wife teaches 1st grade.
Once I got over being completely mortified that I was sitting next to a hall-monitor Republican, he turned out to be more rational and interesting than I thought...and cute...for an older guy. (Stephanie, you'd go ahead and call him old.) But the, I sort of go for them, don't I?
Slept uncomfortably off and on for 4 hours, stared at the seat back in front of me for two hours. Exited plane. Got grilled by the customs lady, who seemed to imply that because we didn't know the name of the district our hotel was in, we might be terrorists. She was good at sounding accusatory. She softened up when I said we were going to see Spamalot and told her there was a pizza place across from our hotel, and a bookstore next door. Mara, the drug mule, made it through!
Now I am blogging because if I nap like my parents are doing I'll never get up for dinner, which is going to be Indian food. Mmmmm.
I miss my dog.
Dad: What!? &^%%)*!!!!!!
and hour and 10 minutes later, we all had seats on the plane, me in economy plus (thank god!) and my parents in business class. It was a slight downgrade for them, but waaaay better than missing London. They still got ice cream and free booze, and even had foot rests for their chairs.
My neighbor on the airplane started by saying I wouldn't have to worry because he would probably sleep the whole flight and would try hard not to lean on me. I said it was OK so long as he didn't drool. He didn't stop talking to me for 3 hours. I don't know his name, but he is a border control agent who lives in Arizona, and he likes the job because it allows him to support his National Guard habit. He watches Fox News. He likes deporting illegal aliens, chasing them through the desert. Especially the women who cross just to give birth. I believe they're called anchor babies, according to the last eposide of Boston Legal. He is married and his wife teaches 1st grade.
Once I got over being completely mortified that I was sitting next to a hall-monitor Republican, he turned out to be more rational and interesting than I thought...and cute...for an older guy. (Stephanie, you'd go ahead and call him old.) But the, I sort of go for them, don't I?
Slept uncomfortably off and on for 4 hours, stared at the seat back in front of me for two hours. Exited plane. Got grilled by the customs lady, who seemed to imply that because we didn't know the name of the district our hotel was in, we might be terrorists. She was good at sounding accusatory. She softened up when I said we were going to see Spamalot and told her there was a pizza place across from our hotel, and a bookstore next door. Mara, the drug mule, made it through!
Now I am blogging because if I nap like my parents are doing I'll never get up for dinner, which is going to be Indian food. Mmmmm.
I miss my dog.
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Genius
Sometimes I check my blog just like I check everyong else's, like I am expecting it to be updated with something new even though I never put anything here. I'd say I am not all there these days. And apparently Manky's blog has spread school wide, and I used to be a link, so I suspect I have a reputation as the boringest person ever. Now who will vote for me when I run for state senate?! Sad.
Anyway, I've survived Bus Ass and Education law finals so far. Just two more to go, but the ever horrifying Con law is one of them, so wish me luck.
PS: the dog is going crazy. The neighbor kids broke my bedroom window with their basketball. ^&%^%$^&@ basketball! Ruins every nap and now things are broken too! Oh, and Stephanie and I are moving again. Dad agreed to throw in some more for rent so we don't have creepy people on our porch at 3:00 am. Thank god for dogs. I also have a crush on Mike from the dog park and am trying to be positive. Stephanie is trying to coach me, but her affirmations use slang I am unfamiliar with so I keep forgetting them. I am supposed to say something like, "Damn, that's tasty! I want a piece of me..." or something like that, only funnier and potentially hotter. For know I'll stick with "I am.....SOMEBODY! I am....SOMEBODY!"
Say it with me! I am....SOMEBODY!
Anyway, I've survived Bus Ass and Education law finals so far. Just two more to go, but the ever horrifying Con law is one of them, so wish me luck.
PS: the dog is going crazy. The neighbor kids broke my bedroom window with their basketball. ^&%^%$^&@ basketball! Ruins every nap and now things are broken too! Oh, and Stephanie and I are moving again. Dad agreed to throw in some more for rent so we don't have creepy people on our porch at 3:00 am. Thank god for dogs. I also have a crush on Mike from the dog park and am trying to be positive. Stephanie is trying to coach me, but her affirmations use slang I am unfamiliar with so I keep forgetting them. I am supposed to say something like, "Damn, that's tasty! I want a piece of me..." or something like that, only funnier and potentially hotter. For know I'll stick with "I am.....SOMEBODY! I am....SOMEBODY!"
Say it with me! I am....SOMEBODY!
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Mara the Drug Mule Goes to Las Vegas
Yes, that's right. Mara liked Hawaii so much, she thought she'd take another trip, but to Vegas this time. She forgot that lipgloss is a gel, and failed to put it in a quart sized ziplock. Mara sucks at not getting pulled aside by security. Mara did eventually board a very, very small plane and wobble across the sky on her way to LA where she spent an hour and a half staring at the odd mish-mash of people headed to Vegas. There was a large tour group of Japanese boy teenagers. Field trip? A couple got to the airport 15 minutes late, but our plane waited, so we got into Vegas at midnight, took the tram to the baggage carousel, where we waited an additional 20 minutes for out luggae. I admired a boy with a mohawk and Ramones T-shirt for Stephanie and another boy for myself. I caught a cab, did not get mugged checked into the Excalibur, and then watched TV until 2:00 am.
Getting up was rough, but there were adventures in dressage to be had, world class riders to criticize, saddle pads to buy...So off we all went and had a nice day. I managed to get a ticket to se KA, one of the Cirque de Soleil shows, and quite enjoyed myself even though I had to go alone. I gambled on the Wheel of Fortune slots, my version of crack, and did actualy win some money off an on, but don't worry, Mara made me give it back to the casinos before we left.
Friday everyone got pissy and I regretted having to spend time with them, but fortunately, Allison, who is the most cheerful person ever, distracted me AND bought me a drink, so I recovered from my own crankiness in time to enjoy nerve-wrackng show jumping. Go Shutterfly! Germany won, of course. They win at everything equine, but that's OK because they do it all so well that it's a joy to watch. Ended the night drinking until 2:00 am and chatting about the S.C. justices.
7:00 am Saturday cme waaaay to soon, and Allison heade back home. ANother nice breakfast with only minimal crankiness on everyone's part. I won some more and gambled for days on the little penny slots. Did another hit of Wheel of Fortune crack. Took a nap, and then attended the finale of the Dressage World Cup FInal. Isabelle Werth mopped up the floor with her competitors, but Netherlands and US came in 2nd and 3rd respectively, so really, all was right with the world, and the three always end up in the top spots. I am inspired to ride more, and to do it well. But first I have to gamble, pack, clean up, and then struggle to get my 5 hours of sleep.
I survived another cab ride and the guy got there fast enough that I saved five bucks. Then Mara struck back. They failed to give me a boarding pass at the check in counter, but the people at the gate didn't really want to give me one either. About five minutes before the flight boarded I went and asked and she was like, "of course you can have one." Bitch. She said she'd call me. Oh, and she stuck me in the absolute last seat on the plane, back row, window. I could recline. I was sooooo tired. Thanks. Thanks a lot. The adventure continued at LAX where they gave me a better seat, but then gave anoter copy of my boarding pass to someone else who boarded before me. Unalarmed by the fact that someone was given a boarding pass with my name on it despite the fact that they are supposed to show an ID, they had me take another seat. I'm surprised the plane didn't blow up. I do not feel secure. The seat they gave me was a bulkhead seat, and the recline feature was broken, so I sat there and semi-slept until we landed in good ol' Sac., and I was actally greatful to make it home.
I am terribly behind. but ask me and I'll tell you a funny drunk story, not mine. It was definitiely one for film had they thought to capture the moment. Boy that kid's gonna be embarassed.
Getting up was rough, but there were adventures in dressage to be had, world class riders to criticize, saddle pads to buy...So off we all went and had a nice day. I managed to get a ticket to se KA, one of the Cirque de Soleil shows, and quite enjoyed myself even though I had to go alone. I gambled on the Wheel of Fortune slots, my version of crack, and did actualy win some money off an on, but don't worry, Mara made me give it back to the casinos before we left.
Friday everyone got pissy and I regretted having to spend time with them, but fortunately, Allison, who is the most cheerful person ever, distracted me AND bought me a drink, so I recovered from my own crankiness in time to enjoy nerve-wrackng show jumping. Go Shutterfly! Germany won, of course. They win at everything equine, but that's OK because they do it all so well that it's a joy to watch. Ended the night drinking until 2:00 am and chatting about the S.C. justices.
7:00 am Saturday cme waaaay to soon, and Allison heade back home. ANother nice breakfast with only minimal crankiness on everyone's part. I won some more and gambled for days on the little penny slots. Did another hit of Wheel of Fortune crack. Took a nap, and then attended the finale of the Dressage World Cup FInal. Isabelle Werth mopped up the floor with her competitors, but Netherlands and US came in 2nd and 3rd respectively, so really, all was right with the world, and the three always end up in the top spots. I am inspired to ride more, and to do it well. But first I have to gamble, pack, clean up, and then struggle to get my 5 hours of sleep.
I survived another cab ride and the guy got there fast enough that I saved five bucks. Then Mara struck back. They failed to give me a boarding pass at the check in counter, but the people at the gate didn't really want to give me one either. About five minutes before the flight boarded I went and asked and she was like, "of course you can have one." Bitch. She said she'd call me. Oh, and she stuck me in the absolute last seat on the plane, back row, window. I could recline. I was sooooo tired. Thanks. Thanks a lot. The adventure continued at LAX where they gave me a better seat, but then gave anoter copy of my boarding pass to someone else who boarded before me. Unalarmed by the fact that someone was given a boarding pass with my name on it despite the fact that they are supposed to show an ID, they had me take another seat. I'm surprised the plane didn't blow up. I do not feel secure. The seat they gave me was a bulkhead seat, and the recline feature was broken, so I sat there and semi-slept until we landed in good ol' Sac., and I was actally greatful to make it home.
I am terribly behind. but ask me and I'll tell you a funny drunk story, not mine. It was definitiely one for film had they thought to capture the moment. Boy that kid's gonna be embarassed.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
I Lost!
Shocking, I know. I didn't make it to the final four...but I am releived because it was getting more stressful and I have soooo much to do. I need to focus on school again, and I still plan to flaunt this on my resume. And I probably will get to take Advanced Appellate Advocacy, and then I cna be the best next year.
Saturday, March 31, 2007
I am a good pinata!
I made the top eight! The pressure is on. I must study. My parents think I can make the top 4. Must try...to learn...more.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Good Day
Well, today has been pretty cool. In Bus Ass, where I did not get called on, I read my email and dicovered that i made the top 16 for our oral arguments. That is 16 out of over 220 students. Holy cow! The bad news is I have to argue again, but the good news is that it can only help me.
Then I had an interview for a job with the State Public Defender working on death penalty cases and habeas cases. He wore a stained polo shirt and jeans. he was cool, and he didn't really ask me anything. Apprently unless someone from later in the day seemed way better than me, i'm in based on my paperwork. Hmmm. This is new.
My dog has weird red spots developing on his back, and really smelly farts, but he is clean and apparently in perfect health. Thanks Doc. He helped us meet a cute older guy at the dog park today. "Meet" might be a strong word for it though. I only learned the name of one of his dogs, and some other lady did a much better job talking to him. Stephanie and I think he's hot. I am disturbingly attracted to much older men these days. I need to be older, look older, something. Maybe I need a labotomy.
I think I'm taking summer school. For fun. Am I losing it? Yes. But it's sort of fun.
Then I had an interview for a job with the State Public Defender working on death penalty cases and habeas cases. He wore a stained polo shirt and jeans. he was cool, and he didn't really ask me anything. Apprently unless someone from later in the day seemed way better than me, i'm in based on my paperwork. Hmmm. This is new.
My dog has weird red spots developing on his back, and really smelly farts, but he is clean and apparently in perfect health. Thanks Doc. He helped us meet a cute older guy at the dog park today. "Meet" might be a strong word for it though. I only learned the name of one of his dogs, and some other lady did a much better job talking to him. Stephanie and I think he's hot. I am disturbingly attracted to much older men these days. I need to be older, look older, something. Maybe I need a labotomy.
I think I'm taking summer school. For fun. Am I losing it? Yes. But it's sort of fun.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Calling all high school students!
Who is out there!? I haven't heard from anyone, partly my fault for sure, but how the heck are you people doing? How is school? What's going on? Fill me in?
A Toast to Science Class
Everyday at Starbucks they have a question of the day and if you get it right you get a free shot. Yesterday the question was, "What important part of the anatomy of the leg are babies born without?"
Me: Can I just guess for fun?
Barista: Sure
Me: Is it the patella?
Barista: No
Me: Can you tell me?
Barista: (whipsering) it's the kneecap
Me: Isn't that the patella?
Barista: I don't think so.
Me: Sigh.
Me: Can I just guess for fun?
Barista: Sure
Me: Is it the patella?
Barista: No
Me: Can you tell me?
Barista: (whipsering) it's the kneecap
Me: Isn't that the patella?
Barista: I don't think so.
Me: Sigh.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Weird Day
This morning at 7:00 I awoke to the sound of this **^*@&M duck outside my window and I couldn't go back to sleep even though I'd only been in bed for 6 hours. I am so frickin' tired these days, and everyone makes me so crazy. I can't seem to go a day without getting irritated. Grrr.
I cut biz ass because I didn't get the homewok done because I am working on my paper for Monday, and went into work early so I could get their brief done by tomorrow. Unfortunately for me, there are actually no cases AT ALL that help the clients at all with what they want to do, but I am supposed to come up with something brilliant by tomorrow, and get my con law, evidence, and ed law done, AND finish my paper so I can take it to Kinkos where it will be lost/burned and I'll fail anyway. But back to work. So as I am walking by the secretary's desk, I managed to knock her stupid snow globe off her desk and it broke and spilled fake snow all over the floor. She was pissed, and people were staring, and all I could think was, "who in the hell has a snow globe out on their desk in February!?" Bastards!
Blah, blah, blah...work just went on and on interminably. The person who gave me my last writing assignment came in and basically said it sucked and caused me to completly lose it while working on the next one. I knew this school wasn't teaching us jack crap about legal writing.
I came home, passed out, and slept through the time I was supposed to do my homework for the class I am in now. Then I got here and and found out I was supposed to have prepared an oral argument for this week, not next week, because he screwed things up when he changed the syllabus, but since I am the only one who didn't figure it out, I am toast.
Oh, and speaking of toast, Stephanie brought home this weird bread from the co-op called 1927 Penny Loaf. Huh? WHo makes this crap up? Furthermore, who buys it? My crazy roommate. But at least she walked the feral dog for me this morning. Otherwise, i don't know where I'd be. God, let tomorrow be better.
I cut biz ass because I didn't get the homewok done because I am working on my paper for Monday, and went into work early so I could get their brief done by tomorrow. Unfortunately for me, there are actually no cases AT ALL that help the clients at all with what they want to do, but I am supposed to come up with something brilliant by tomorrow, and get my con law, evidence, and ed law done, AND finish my paper so I can take it to Kinkos where it will be lost/burned and I'll fail anyway. But back to work. So as I am walking by the secretary's desk, I managed to knock her stupid snow globe off her desk and it broke and spilled fake snow all over the floor. She was pissed, and people were staring, and all I could think was, "who in the hell has a snow globe out on their desk in February!?" Bastards!
Blah, blah, blah...work just went on and on interminably. The person who gave me my last writing assignment came in and basically said it sucked and caused me to completly lose it while working on the next one. I knew this school wasn't teaching us jack crap about legal writing.
I came home, passed out, and slept through the time I was supposed to do my homework for the class I am in now. Then I got here and and found out I was supposed to have prepared an oral argument for this week, not next week, because he screwed things up when he changed the syllabus, but since I am the only one who didn't figure it out, I am toast.
Oh, and speaking of toast, Stephanie brought home this weird bread from the co-op called 1927 Penny Loaf. Huh? WHo makes this crap up? Furthermore, who buys it? My crazy roommate. But at least she walked the feral dog for me this morning. Otherwise, i don't know where I'd be. God, let tomorrow be better.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Help! I'm sinking!
This week is turning out to be a doosy, partly because Stephanaie and I are dumb, and got a new dog; partly because our other dog, Daisy had a big abcess and the stupid emergency vet charged a small fortune to fix it, only she didn't really; partly because I managed to get waaaaaay too much work for myself at my internship, and partly b/c my brief is almost due and I have done practically nothing. I am doomed! But in two weeks, all should be at least moderately OK, and I plan to go to the beach house and freeze my ass off by the sea. It should be great!
Not Titan, but maybe a distant relative.
Not Titan, but maybe a distant relative.
Monday, January 22, 2007
First Day of Work
Today was my first day of real work, and I got to learn this cool program that helps you keep track of all the important information in your cases. Then I entered tons of stuff for my first attorney, Kara. I sat and stared at the screen for 5 hours, really, but I felt good b/c the first task they gave me was something I am actually able to accomplish. Hurray!
My job is great b/c everyone is super nice, particularly my supervisor, Brenda. She introduced me to everyone and many friendly people have offered to help me whenever. She also set me up to observe a hearing this week, and I even get to count it as part of my hours! She also sent out a memo to invite people to my introductory lunch for next Monday. How cool is that? I am welcome to take a day off if I need to, and I can ask forr more of the types of tasks I like once I figure out what they are. I feel very lucky. Who knows, maybe I'll even like what they do! Oh, and Roy, this older attorney there is sooo nice and I am going to get to do discovery stuff for two of his trials when he comes back from a month long vacation in February. He says I can feel free to knock on his door and ask for help. Yeah!
Meanwhile, starting to panic about my paper b/c I need a good grade and I haven't read a single case yet. Tomorrow I am supposed to turn in my outline and a little activity that I haven' even read over yet. Hmmm. This otta be interesting.
Daisy, our new old dog finally ate two full meals today. Perhaps her hunger strike is over. Topaz is enjoying having a warm body to sleep next to every night, and I am enjoying having company. So far Stephanie and I are having fun living together. No fights, and we are doing a pretty good job of keeping the dishes clean and the rest of the house somewhat orderly. It's so cute here. I love it.
My job is great b/c everyone is super nice, particularly my supervisor, Brenda. She introduced me to everyone and many friendly people have offered to help me whenever. She also set me up to observe a hearing this week, and I even get to count it as part of my hours! She also sent out a memo to invite people to my introductory lunch for next Monday. How cool is that? I am welcome to take a day off if I need to, and I can ask forr more of the types of tasks I like once I figure out what they are. I feel very lucky. Who knows, maybe I'll even like what they do! Oh, and Roy, this older attorney there is sooo nice and I am going to get to do discovery stuff for two of his trials when he comes back from a month long vacation in February. He says I can feel free to knock on his door and ask for help. Yeah!
Meanwhile, starting to panic about my paper b/c I need a good grade and I haven't read a single case yet. Tomorrow I am supposed to turn in my outline and a little activity that I haven' even read over yet. Hmmm. This otta be interesting.
Daisy, our new old dog finally ate two full meals today. Perhaps her hunger strike is over. Topaz is enjoying having a warm body to sleep next to every night, and I am enjoying having company. So far Stephanie and I are having fun living together. No fights, and we are doing a pretty good job of keeping the dishes clean and the rest of the house somewhat orderly. It's so cute here. I love it.
Friday, January 19, 2007
Grades
Hmmm. I believe the take home message of the week was that I need to buckle down this semester.
On the brighter side, I started my internship today, and everyone is very nice (for lawyers anyway!). But seriously, love my boss, and even though my the lawyer with my first assignment agressively disagrees with me about high school stuff (not that we really discussed it), she's pretty cool too. So yeah!
On the brighter side, I started my internship today, and everyone is very nice (for lawyers anyway!). But seriously, love my boss, and even though my the lawyer with my first assignment agressively disagrees with me about high school stuff (not that we really discussed it), she's pretty cool too. So yeah!
Monday, January 08, 2007
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