OK, so last night I went to update my blog and the whole site had gone haywire. I could get to Manky’s because she’s on my favorites list, but I couldn’t post anything, and…and…it was just aweful! Which is why I am writing you on Microsoft Word…last night. Wait.

Anyway, Manky, thank you for helping me change my name, but now I need your help again. My site makes people sign in before they can comment, which your site doesn’t do. How do I fix? Please help. You’re needed on the long bus!

By the way, Manky asked a good question, “What is this blog rated?” There may be younguns reading, but I am pretty sure they can handle anything we might be brave enough to let them hear. The real issue, however, is future employers who apparently will Google us to find out just how badly we have humiliated ourselves on line. So just remember, I want to be a senator someday. Be nice.

Hello future employers. I am really, really talented, and smart, and humble…You definitely should hire me.

Movie Review of Brokeback Mountain: *** An accomplishment because it didn't treat the subject matter as though it were anything unusual. A love story, only more sad than usual because one of the lovers is beaten to death with a tire iron. Not designed for those who lack a good attention span or depise classic country.