Saturday, September 02, 2006

Typical

I got hit on by this old guy in Long's just now. He lives across town. I said I live is Sacramento. He said he was having a birthday. I volunteered that I had just had one too. He asked how old I was. It was one of those, "would it be a felony if we slept together?" sort of moments. I made my escape from the isle. Later i realized he was one isle over because I could hear the distinctive sound of his cough. I clung to my parents. Then, when I was alone in an isle he stooped and stared at me, and then he said goodbye. At least he can take a hint.

4 comments:

Lilly K. said...

hey. don't complain. at least you are getting hit on. some people don't get hit on at all. imagine how sad that would be!

M said...

Hey you get hit on, I've heard that you get into those "classic" situations that you should be glad you're suffering through. Why? Because it's classic. How's your coffee? Besides, I hear it builds character. Seriously.

Lilly K. said...

Classic of what? this indian food is really good. I like indian food. I'll have to find a good indian place in Denver. There is one by Emily's?

Levi's Fan said...

i have no idea wht you guys are talking about